FULL STORY: Usually when people talk about the superpowers they wish they had, they’re SUPERPOWER-FUL things . . . invisibility, teleportation, the ability to time travel, or the ability to give themselves superpowers.
Someone on social media asked people what “completely useless” superpower they’d love to have. Many of the things people brought up were at least a LITTLE useful . . . but the best ones were the closest to being totally useless.
Here are a few that people suggested:
1. “To be able to cup my hands and make little tiny thunder and lightning storms that only I can see.”
2. “The ability to tie both shoes to precisely the same degree of tightness.”
3. “The power to know exactly where any fly in the room is headed next.”
4. “Laser farts.”
5. “Being able to transform your socks into any color in the blink of an eye.”
6. “Shapeshifting . . . but only when alone.”
7. “Teleportation . . . but it takes the same time to go to any place by foot. So, you go to another dimension, and get stuck there for the time it takes for you to go to your destination.”
8. “The ability to remember every single dream you’ve ever had.”
9. “Being completely impervious to lava.”
10. “The ability to walk on water.”
11. “The ability to speak fluently with any animal . . . but only in their dreams.”
12. “Being able to turn other people’s poo smell into something nice.”
13. “I would want the ability to always enjoy what I cook.”
(Reddit)
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