The iPhone 15: My parents don’t know how to tell me “No.”
A flip phone: I’m your dad.
A cordless landline: I’m your grandma.
A landline WITH a cord: Look what I found cleaning out great-grandma’s house!
A Samsung Galaxy: I can’t afford an iPhone.
A burner phone: I’m having an affair.
A foldable smartphone: I’m wrong about what people think is cool.
A pager: I deal drugs.
The iPhone 9: I work in radio.
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