FULL STORY: This might be the first question with an endless number of fun answers . . .
Someone challenged people to start a fight in five words or less, but you can’t mention politics. Here are the best ones so far . . .
1. You’re acting like your mom.
2. Hot dogs are tacos.
3. Ketchup on pizza. “Pineapple on pizza” was also mentioned a lot.
4. Anything about a popular food or beverage being bad: Chocolate is gross . . . steak is gross . . . mayonnaise is trash . . . and coffee is nasty.
5. Wine is better with ice.
6. Dogs are better than cats. Or, cats are better than dogs.
7. Anything about popular movies and shows: “Star Wars” is boring . . . “Game of Thrones” is stupid . . . “Goodfellas” is mid . . . and “Shawshank Redemption” is overrated.
8. Brad Pitt was never hot. Or, Will Ferrell simply isn’t funny.
9. Mansplaining is valid communication.
10. PCs are better than Macs. Or, Macs are better than PCs.
11. Anything about a sports team: The Yankees suck . . . the Cowboys suck . . . and, quote, “Nobody cares about hockey.”
12. Anything about a band or musician. The Beatles are overrated . . . Taylor Swift is a fraud . . . and Nirvana wasn’t that good.
13. Breakdancing isn’t a sport.
14. The best two-word answer: “Calm down.”
15. The best one-word answer: “Moist.”
(BuzzFeed)
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