FULL STORY: If you made a shirt for your partner, featuring the phrase they ALWAYS say, what would it be? Maybe, “Oh, sorry, I wasn’t listening.”
Someone asked the internet, “If you had to wear a T-shirt with your most-used phrase, what would your T-shirt read?” Here are some of the best responses:
1. “No worries” . . . even though all I’ve done since I was five is worry, 24/7.
2. “I don’t know, I just work here.”
3. “Fair enough.”
4. “What the [eff]?”
5. “Where did I leave my . . .”
6. “So, basically . . .”
7. “I think you are on mute” . . . the anthem of virtual meetings everywhere.
8. “That makes sense.”
9. “I’m not a doctor.”
10. “It is what it is.”
11. “Good luck with that.”
12. “What a day.”
13. “That’s wild” . . . but with a tone that’s borderline bored.
14. “Whatever works.”
15. “To be perfectly honest.”
16. “Man I tell ya.”
17. “Moving forward.”
18. “Oookay, quiet please!” . . . this is from a teacher.
19. “I hate people.”
20. “Yeah . . . that’s gonna be a ‘no’ from me dawg.”
21. “Great Caesar’s ghost.”
22. “Meow.”
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