FULL STORY: The “New York Post“ created a list of Christmas movies with each zodiac sign in mind. Here’s which movie you should watch, based on your sign, and a short explanation:
Aries: “A Christmas Story” . . . “[It] checks the boxes for Aries with a storyline that leverages triple dog dares, obsession, poor impulse control, and tacky lamps.”
Taurus: The classic 1947 version of “Miracle on 34th Street” . . .”Taurus folks make for natural skeptics. Bulls will approve of [this movie], a meditation on capitalism, the burden of proof, and the beauty of believing.”
Gemini: “The Santa Clauses” . . . “[The] premise is one close to the extremely indecisive heart of every Gemini as a retirement-age Santa must grapple with work/life balance and the consequence of his bad choices.”
Cancer: The Lindsay Lohan Netflix movie “Falling for Christmas” . . . “The trailer reminds us, ‘sometimes forgetting who you were means discovering who you are,’ which sounds like a water sign justifying their alcohol blackout or poor choice in romantic partners.”
Leo: The Freddie Prinze Jr. Netflix movie “Christmas with You” . . . “Dance routines? DILFs? Grand gestures? All catnip to Leo.”
Virgo: “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” . . . “Virgo thrives on being underestimated, and no story encapsulates the spirit of the underdog or under deer like ‘Rudolph’.”
Libra: “Elf” . . . “[They] are inclined to have difficult relationships with their fathers and never has that dynamic been more delightfully dramatized than in the ballad of Buddy the elf and his dad.”
Scorpio: “Spirited”, the “Christmas Carol” adaptation starring Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell . . . “No one loves a bad guy goes good story arc more than a Scorpio.”
Sagittarius: The Netflix movie “A Boy Called Christmas” . . . “[It] is pure cinematic bait for the average Sagittarius who loves nothing more than an unexpected journey and an optimist’s errand.”
Capricorn: “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” . . . “Capricorn represents the archetype of the father and there has never been a better unhinged holiday daddy than Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold.”
Aquarius: “Home Alone” . . . “Most lone wolf water bearers would welcome the chance to spend the holidays alone in a fancy house, eating ice cream and outsmarting baddies.”
Pisces: “It’s a Wonderful Life” . . . “Ruled by dream planet Neptune, Pisces is associated with film, fantasy and far-flung romance.”
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